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You know we’re doin' the best we can
A-Workin' hard to defeat that man
A-Keep a-rollin' on down those tracks
'Cause all we’re lookin' for’s just the facts
'Cause it’s a Trainwreck, oh yeah
Wrong way down a one-way track
To the Trainwreck, oh yeah
I wanna get witcha girl, I wanna get witchu
You know it’s hard just to be a man
With no direction and no known plan
Hey careful Jim, that becomes quicksand
When your secrets cannot withstand
Finding a Trainwreck, oh yeah
Wrong way down a one-way track
To the Trainwreck, oh yeah
I wanna get witcha girl, I wanna get witchu
Five guys all with hearts of gold
Some are young and a few are old
Adventure starts when you hit the road
Without the aces you gots to fold
Woah!
'Cause it’s a Trainwreck, oh yeah
Wrong way down a one-way track
To the Trainwreck, oh yeah
I wanna get witcha girl, I wanna get witchu
«Okay, this isn’t looking good at this point — I need some pliers.
Shreddy — to the box. Uh, Dallas, um, you got a screwdriver? B.J.
I need some electrical tape! Klip! Just start running! Okay, I got it.
No, I got it. No, I got it! Oh shit, no! Five, four, three, shit!»
'Cause it’s a Trainwreck, oh yeah
Wrong way down a one-way track
To the Trainwreck, oh yeah
I wanna get witcha girl, I wanna get witchu
Wanna get witcha girl, I wanna get witchu
Let me get witcha girl, I wanna get witchu
I wanna hump on ya girl, I wanna hump on you
I wanna get in your world, I wanna roll on you
I’m gonna pump on you girl, I wanna bump on you
I wanna touch you down low, I’m gonna go to you
I’m gonna rock on your world, I wanna rock on you
I wanna roll, girl, I wanna roll witchu
Let me tie you up now, and let me roll witchu
Let me get you in a tie-down whoa-oh
Wanna hump on you girl, I wanna hump on you
Wanna get witcha girl, I wanna get witchu
Come here girl, let me freakin' get witchu
I wanna touch on your world, I’m gonna touch on you
Big Darryl’s gonna do the do-do