In My Next 5 Beers

She said I’m gonna get my MBA
A corner office and a 401 K
A beach house and a BMW a BMW
Right after that I’m gonna fall in love
I’ll get married join the country club
Well that’s my next five years now how 'bout you
Well darlin' I hadn’t really thought about it that much
But in my next five beers
I’ll probably still be sittin' right here
Workin' on my goal to drink 'em while their cold
Livin' life by ear
I won’t be reachin' for the stars
But I’ll be reaching across this bar
To put a longneck in my hand
That’s my master plan
For my next five beers
She kinda smiled and laughed at me
Said how you ever gonna get where you wanna be
I said «well darlin tonight I’m half way there or on my way «And you could throw a little sunshine on this parade
How longs it been since you’ve been saved by a reckless boy like me
With only one care and my next 5 beers
I wanna see you let down your hair
Spend a little time with me
Tonight my jokes are free
So grab yourself a chair
I won’t be reachin' for the stars
But I’ll be reaching across this bar
To put a longneck in my hand
That’s my master plan
For my next five beers
I work as hard as anyone
Every week until the job gets done
But when the weekend rolls around
I like to party loud and have a little fun
So while you’re reaching for the stars
I’ll be reachin across this bar
To put a longneck in my hand
That’s my master plan
For my next five beers
To put a longneck in my hand
That’s my master plan