Dipsy Doodle

The dipsy doodle is the thing to beware
The dipsy doodle will get in your hair
And if it gets you, it couldn’t be worse
The things you say will come out in reverse
Like «You love I and me love you!»
That’s the way the dipsy doodle works.
You can’t eat, you can’t sleep. You go crazy.
You’re just a victim of the dipsy doodle
And it’s not your mind that’s hazy
It’s your heart that’s at fault — not your noodle.
You better listen and try to be good
And try to do all the things that you should
The dipsy doodle will get you some day
And when it gets you the things you will say
Like the moon jumped over the cow — hey diddle!