I Don't Want A Bunny Wunny

President Carter got into his boat
Wasn’t in a hurry, wanted to float
Think about the country
Think about sin
Along swum a rabbit
And he tried to climb in
And what did Jimmy say —
I don’t want a bunny wunny
In my widdle wow boat
In my widdle wow boat in the pond
For the bunny might be crazy
And he’ll bite me in the froat
In my widdle wow boat in the pond
I don’t want a bunny wunny
In my widdle wow boat
In my widdle wow boat in the pond
For the bunny might be crazy
And he’ll bite me in the froat
In my widdle wow boat in the pond
Look at him swimming
Look at him fly
Ears laid back and a gleam in his eye
Hissing through his front teeth
Swimming like a seal
If you were the President
How would you feel
You’d probably say
I don’t want a bunny wunny
In my widdle wow boat
In my widdle wow boat in the pond
For the bunny might be crazy
And he’ll bite me in the froat
In my widdle wow boat in the pond
President Carter saved the day
Splashed with the paddle
Rabbit swam away
Jimmy was a hero
Felt it in his bones
Said in the words of John Paul Jones
(Said in the words of John Paul Jones)
I don’t want a bunny wunny
In my widdle wow boat
In my widdle wow boat in the pond
For the bunny might be crazy
And he’ll bite me in the froat
In my widdle wow boat in the pond
I don’t want a bunny wunny
In my widdle wow boat
In my widdle wow boat in the pond
For the bunny might be crazy
And he’ll bite me in the froat
In my widdle wow boat in the pond
In my widdle wow boat in the pon