Sir Reality

No one ever lies
No one really dies
Money brings you joy
Girls are girls and boys are boys
The ocean has no salt
Lack is all your fault
Knowledge comes for free
Surreality
The truth is plain to see
But you may not agree
And much prefer to be
In surreality
The truth is plain to see
And if you disagree
Then you can call on me
Sir Reality
All science is a ploy
A gun is just a toy
Man is born, not made
It’s good to be afraid
The earth is not so old
The moon is not that cold
The rich deserve to be
Surreality
The truth is plain to see
But you may not agree
And much prefer to be
In surreality
The truth is plain to see
And if you disagree
Then you can call on me
Sir Reality
Cause no one ever lies
No one really dies
Money brings you joy
Girls are girls and boys are boys
The truth is plain to see
If you disagree
Then you can join me
Sir reality