Mr Branch and His Appetizing Apparel

Mr Branch goes out to the back to dig deep deep down down back through the rack
'Cause he could eat the pants and the shirt off his back you know he feels so
strange
It may have been a little accidental snack
Instead of something cold he grabbed a coat from the back
And he could eat his pants and the shirt off his back
You know he feels so strange
Chewed up my shoes
How can it be so
It used to be the place my toes would go
How can it be so
I fear the next to go is the rest of my clothes
Oh no
How can it be so
Chew chew chewin' on the last belt loop
How can it be so
Only thing left is shoelace soup
Mr Branch goes out to the back to dig deep deep down down back through the rack
'Cause he could eat the pants and the shirt off his back you know he feels so
strange
Doesn’t want to get fat so he won’t eat a hat
Buttons would be gluttonous and that makes him laugh
And he could eat his pants and the shirt off his back
You know he feels so strange
Chewed up my shoes
How can it be so
It used to be the place my toes would go
How can it be so
I fear the next to go is the rest of my clothes
Oh no
How can it be so
Chew chew chewin' on the last belt loop
How can it be so
Only thing left is shoelace soup