Drunk Americans

We ain’t East, we ain’t West
We ain’t left, we ain’t right
We ain’t black, we ain’t white
We just came here to drink
We’re all mud flap suburbans
All ball caps and turbans
All prom queens and strippers
Where the whole kitchen sink and in here
We’re the same, everyone knows your name
We just raise up our glass
We don’t give a rat’s ass
If you’re a Democrat or Republican
We’re happy to be here and that you can see
We’re just all drunk Americans
We ain’t second ex wives
We ain’t cowboys or redskins
We ain’t preachers or kingpins
We’re just having fun
We’re all suits in blue collars
Short orders long hollers
Paper and plastic, too old and too young
Ceos, GEDs, DUIs, FBIs, PHDs
And we raise up our glass
We don’t give a rat’s ass
If your belly’s too fat, or your wallet’s too thin
We’re happy to be here and that you can see
We’re just all drunk Americans
(La-la-la-la-la-la)
All drunk Americans
We been in, we been out
We been cool, we been weird
Thank God we’re still here
In the land of the free
And we all, singin' wrong
But we all sing along
Sing along
We just raise up our glass
We don’t give a rat’s ass
If you’re a democrat or republican
We’re happy to be here and that you can see
We’re just all drunk Americans
In these neon lights
We’re all stars we’re all straps
And we’re all drunk Americans