Last Night They Had to Carry Me Home

All things considered
I feel quite alright today
I don’t remember where I was
I don’t remember who I was with
I shouldn’t have had that last dance
I shouldn’t have had that last drink
And I’m sorry for whatever I did to make you leave
'cause last night they had to carry me home
Whoever you thought you met
I sure as hell wasn’t me
I may not remember things
But I do remember that much