Enough about me, let's talk about me

Talk to a mother who hates a nurse
Talk to a baby who thinks she’s worse
Talk to a rich man who reimbursed
The first burglar to steal a purse
Oh, yeah
Fake the process
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Fake the process
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Fake the process
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Talk to a mailman who waits for the mail
Talk to a saint who lives in jail
Talk to a rainstorm who’d rather hail
Talk to a sailor who can’t make the sail
Fake the process
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Fake the process
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Fake the process
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Fake the process
Stop the presses
Fake the process
Stop the presses
Fake the process
Stop the presses
Fake the process
Stop the presses
Fake the process
Stop the presses