In the Beginning There Was Thump

In the beginning there was Thump
The primordial groove of the universe
Thump thumped it’s way through all things
In the beginning groove was harmony and harmony was groove and it was good
Long before the age of humans
The Thumpasaurus roamed the Earth
Serving the cosmos as the teachers of the thump
The thump traversed all beings and the Thumpasaurus helped distribute its
secret wisdom to all life and non life forms
It was good
As time passed and the earth fluctuated between great periods of great peace
and great unrest. The Thumpasaurus became a threat to growing forces of evil
who were fueled by primary …