Kill the Director

I’ve met someone that’s made me feel sea sick
Oh what a skill to have, oh what a skill
To have so many people that make a distinctive
But they’re not mine to have no they’re not mine
Whenever she looks I read the nearest paper
Though I don’t care about the soaps
No I don’t care about the soaps
Though I’m acting like I’m in an Eastenders episode
(Ooooh ooooh ooooh ooooh)
If this is a romcom
Kill the director
(Ooooh ooooh ooooh ooooh)
If this is a romcom
Kill the director
Please
Carrots help us see much better in the dark
Don’t talk to girls they’ll break your heart
This is my head and this is my spout
When they work together they can’t figure anything out
So with tha angst of a teenage band
Here’s another song about a gender I’ll never understand
Here’s another song about a gender I’ll never understand
(Ooooh ooooh ooooh ooooh)
If this is a romcom
Kill the director
(Ooooh ooooh ooooh ooooh)
If this is a romcom
Kill the director
(Ooooh ooooh ooooh ooooh)
If this is a romcom
Kill the director
Please
This is no
Bridget Jones
This is no
Bridget Bridget
(Kill the director)
This is no
Bridget Jones
This is no
Bridget Bridget
(Kill the director)
This is no
(Kill)
Bridget Jones
(Kill)
This is no
Bridget Bridget
(Kill the director)
This is no
(Kill)
Bridget Jones
(Kill)
This is no
Bridget Bridget
(Would someone kill the director)
This is no
(Kill kill)
Bridget Jones
(Kill kill)
This is no
Bridget Bridget
(Kill the director)
This is no
(Kill kill)
Bridget Jones
(Kill kill)
This is no
Bridget Bridget
(Kill the director)
This is no
(Kill kill)
Bridget Jones
(Kill kill)
This is no
Bridget Bridget Jones