Kill My Tenant

No respect for a land-holding man
Only scum who pay when they can
Free-loaders that hate what I am
Then beg me to fix their can
Ugly Harley’s on the front lawn
I come by to turn the sprinklers on
Just tryin' to keep up the place
I get a knuckle sandwich right in my face
I wanna kill my tenant
He ain’t worth the rent
Wanna kill my tenant
He ain’t worth the rent
Section 8 pays most of their rent
But they can’t handle the 20 percent
Selling weed just ain’t what it’s been
You wanna see me make some homeless men?
Rent’s in the mail, you know that it’s not
I got filth attempting to squat
Think I’m kidding, 'til someone gets shot
I love slow targets on pot
I wanna kill my tenant
He ain’t worth the rent
Wanna kill my tenant
He ain’t worth the rent
Just tryin' to get appreciation
Some return on my investment
Go buy your own home
Tom Vu will show you how
To own big money and a yacht
Kill my tenant
He ain’t worth the rent
Wanna kill my tenant
He ain’t worth the rent
How I long for Medieval times
Right to deflower virgins was mine
No coalitions telling me what to do
No pesky pinko ACLU
You can linch whomever you like
Just be careful where you park that bike
I’m not impressed by pigs with no class
So get off your ass and go cut the grass
I wanna kill my tenant
He ain’t worth the rent
Wanna kill my tenant
He ain’t worth the rent
I wanna kill my tenant
He ain’t worth the rent
I wanna kill my tenant
He ain’t worth the rent