Shanty Town

I met a little lady, down in Shanty Town
I took her to my heart and she took me to a place
downtown Shanty Town
We sat down at a table, feelin' so amused
though suddenly she whispered Can I be excused?
downtown Shanty Town
For a fraction of a second I thought my eyes were wrong
But her face was not so pretty and her teeth were much too long
downtown Shanty Town
Whoo-hoo-whoo
Whoo-hoo-whoo
Whoo-hoo-whoo
Then in came the waitress, but the waitress had no head
Yet somehow she told me that We’re the living dead
downtown Shanty Town
So I started running, heading for the door
There somebody reached me, and hit me to the floor
downtown Shanty Town
Standing in the doorway, nearly seven feet:
Count Dracula, with big and ugly teeth
downtown Shanty Town
Then how I got out of there, I just don’t know
I’ve got scares and bruises and no more I’ll go
downtown Shanty Town