Hayfever

Hello, I’m Harry
I’ve had women, I’ve had germs
They’re eerie, wild and wailing
And seductive in small doses
Only one way
Only one way
Why can’t we take a couple of tablets?
Hello, I’m Harry
Did you receive the letter sent?
The check enclosed, the negatives
Now here’s some headlines, current and sensible
Moscow’s in Ayrshire
What’s the problem?
Should I throw my tammy in the ring and run for president?
Oh, it’s farmed out
Oh, I’m penned in
Oh, I’m left to no doubt
I’m happy alone
Yeah, I’m happy alone
You want me, you want me, do I?
Arsenic be judge, gin be jury
The chocolate’s watching, the cuckoos are clocking me
They leave me alone in my sulk
Stalking a beautiful girl in a rural spot
It gets larger
As she gets nearer
There’s only one way, only one way
There’s only one way, only one way
There’s only one way, only one way
There’s only one way, only one way
There’s only one way, only one way
There’s only one way, only one way
There’s only one way, only one way
There’s only one way, the rest is
Chemistry