Shocker

Mr. Brew says she is a winner
And I should take her home tonight
But it’s a sad story in the morning
Sorry boys it’s a horrible sight
It’s a shocker! shocker! shocker! shocker shocker!
Well there’s a crack in my head
That hurts like crazy
It’s bigger than the Panama Canal
Rubbing up against her was really quite amazing
The conversation was quite benile
It’s a shocker! shocker! shocker! shocker shocker!
It’s early in the morning the landlord’s calling
He’s on the phone and he wants his rent
Your girlfriend’s here and she wants some money
The bills are gone, the cash is spent
It’s a shocker! shocker! shocker! shocker shocker!
Now here’s another bucka I just could stop her
What’s the number on your telephone
I really think my language starts to get improper
So why don’t you take me home
It’s a shocker! shocker! shocker! shocker shocker!
Break da noise, big stylee
Start it, this is it?
Shocker!
Shock…
Shocker…
Shock, shock, shock…
Shocker…
Shock, shock, shock…
Shocker! shocker! shocker! shocker shocker!
Well doing crimes is never very funny
Alfie got arrested just this afternoon
I ain’t got a job, I ain’t got too much money
I guess it’s my time pretty soon
It’s a shocker! shocker! shocker! shocker shocker!
Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up!
Huh!