Bumhole

In Polynesia the weather is fine
The Frenchies experiment all of the time
We are all full of shit, we know this is true
But when you ain’t got a bumhole, you feel blue
Bumhole, bumhole, give us a bumhole do
The Rainbow Warrior, they blew it up
'Cause it tried to kick up a terrible fuss
Nuclear testing is all very well
When you ain’t got a bumhole, life can be hell
Bumhole, bumhole, give us a bumhole do
Well we don’t care about the size
We don’t care about the shape
But when you haven’t got one
It feels like a mistake
Bumhole, bumhole, give us a bumhole do
Give us a bumhole do…