A Payola Granola

Three blocks away
From suburbia
Sell a pledge a lie
Watch the paint chips uncurl
Nude poms to annoy
The washboard adonis
Granola, Illinois
We’ll blow it up from the outside
Vice-president of the university
Body-double diversity
Watch 'em bake in the sun
Backpacks and beers
The gym teachers a q-q-q-q-q-q-q-q-queer!
Bake it up all day
Bomb the board of regents
A payola granola