Ape Man

All I need is an ape man to hold in my arms
Thriller gorilla to keep me safe from harm
I wanna date a chimpanzee and feel that King Kong vibe
Simian Don Juan monkey business is really gonna blow my mind
Woah, he’s gotta be an ape man
All I need is a banana and a king-size net
If I’m gonna catch that ape man for my pet
I wouldn’t date a wolfman or the creature from the black lagoon
But you can’t go wrong with the son of Kong or a Frankenstein baboon
I just got a phonecall from the agency
They said they got that monkey there for me
And if you listen closely… you can hear him stomping into town!
I’m goin' out with all my money to buy me a wedding gown
He’s gotta be ape for me