Live With Me

Yeah, I got nasty habits, I take tea at 3
The meat I eat for dinner
Must be hung up for a week
My best friend, he shoots water rats
And feeds them to the geese
Don’t you think we need a place for us
In between the sheets?
Come on now, baby
We can build a home for three
Come on now, baby
Don’t you wanna live with me?
A score of harebrained children there
All locked in the nursery
With earphone heads, they got dirty necks
They’re so 20th century
They queue up for the bathroom
'Round about 7:35
Don’t you think we need a woman’s touch
To make it come alive?
You’d look good pram pushing
Down the high street
Come on now, baby
Don’t you wanna live with me?
Oh, the manager are so careless now
The cook she is a whore
The butler has a place for her
Behind the pantry door
The maid, she’s French, she’s got no sense
She’s ridin' the crazy horse
And when she strips, the chauffeur flips
The footman’s eyes get crossed
Don’t you think there’s a place for us
Right across the street
Don’t you think there’s a place for you
In between the sheets?
Yeah, come on now, baby
We gonna build a home for three
Come on now, baby
Don’t you wanna live with me?