Eggs

[Verse 1: Ozzy,
Strut
When I wake up
First thing I do
Eggs
Is to look around
For something to chew
Eggs-actly
Feeding myself is very, very tricky
Because you see, I’m ridiculously picky
Eggs
Excuse me Ozzy, I uh—
This Struthiomimus
Won’t settle for the dregs
I’ll borrow
I’ll beg
I’ll even kiss you—
Kiss me?
For my dear beloved dose
Of eggs
[Interlude 1: Ozzy,
Strut
Hurry, Ozzy, I’m so hungry
I can’t wait for another minute
Here’s a juicy little leaf
With a beautiful stick in it
Can’t I have a taste
If I promise just to lick it?