There was a Crooked Man

There was a crooked man and he walked a crooked mile
He found a crooked sixpence upon a crooked stile
He bought a crooked cat
Which caught a crooked mouse
And they all lived together in the little crooked house
There was a crooked man and he walked a crooked mile
He found a crooked sixpence upon a crooked stile
He bought a crooked cat
Which caught a crooked mouse
And they all lived together in the little crooked house