King of the Pub

hey boys and girls
listen up
wanna tell a story
‘bout the lads in the pubs
‘bout all the tough guys
and machos in the clubs
checking all the women
and slagging off the puffs
drinking ourselves stupid
is the greatest thing of all
but fucking stupid macho men
trying to be kings
they piss me off
those kind of men
gay-hating baiting again and again
what are you aiming
to achieve with that crap
if you can’t enjoy the party then
shut the fuck up
drinking ourselves stupid
is the greatest thing of all
but fuck them sexiest idiots
fuck them dick-driven wanna-be men
to everybody in this world
to all the fucked up pissers of the earth
drinking ourselves stupid
is the greatest thing of all
but fuck them sexiest idiots
fuck them dick-driven wanna-be men
hey boys and girls now listen up
if you wanna party
then never forget
you shouldn’t ignore
these stupid gits
if we stand together
we’ll have nothing to regret
drinking ourselves stupid
is the greatest thing of all
but fucking stupid macho men
trying to be kings
to everybody in this world
to all the fucked up pissers of the earth
drinking ourselves stupid
is the greatest thing of all
but fuck them sexiest idiots
fuck them dick-driven wanna-be men
to everybody in this world
to all the fucked up pissers of the earth
(fucked up pissers of the earth)
drinking ourselves stupid
is the greatest thing of all
(greatest thing of all)
but fuck them sexiest idiots
fuck them dick-driven wanna-be men