Man (Opposable Thumb)

I’m being hassled by the man
The man
The man
The man
Man
You crush a killer with a thigh bone
Man
You call a cable, make a cozy home
Man
You be a rock 'n' roll singer
Man
You got a thumb and a finger
You got opposable thumb
Opposable thumb
Opposable thumb
I got one!
Opposable thumb
Opposable thumb
Opposable thumb
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I got one!
1973 or '76
One time I was a…
…man
I crush a killer with a rock
Man
Ten million years until you talk
Man
You a cruncher and a moaner?
Man
All you can manage is a boner
And your opposable thumb
Opposable thumb
Opposable thumb
Well, I got one!
Opposable thumb
Opposable thumb
Opposable thumb
I got one!
Man
You gotta learn to drive a big rig
Man
You lose your hair, you wear a tiny wig
Man
You got something against me
Man
You’re gonna have to try to kill me
If you wanna be a man
If you wanna be a man
If you wanna be a man
If you wanna be a man
You gotta wanna be a man
You gotta wanna be a man
You gotta wanna be a man
You gotta wanna be a man
I got one of those opposable thumbs…