More Pride Than Priors

He said it wrong, he said I suck, I’ll kick his ass!
He said it wrong, he said I suck, I’ll kick his ass!
I got a rock! (He got a rock!)
He got a stick! (I got a stick!)
My rock is bigger than is stick, I’ll bust his head!
My rock is bigger than is stick, I’ll bust his head!
I’ve got more pride, more pride
I’ve got than I’ve got priors
And I’ve had more booze to fuel the fires
He got a gun! (I got a gun!)
I got a knife! (He got a knife!)
He got a gun, I got a knife, I’ll take his life!
He got a gun, I got a knife, I’ll take his life!
Well I’ve got more guts, more guts
I’ve got than I’ve had guidance
I search for sense but I find silence
I know I’m big! (He thinks he’s big!)
A big ol' man! (He thinks he’s big!)
I know that I’m a big ol' man, I’ll make my stand!
I know that I’m a big ol' man, I’ll make my stand!
(You make your stand over there, Possum.)
He took a shot! (I took a shot!)
I took a stab! (He took a stab!)
He took a shot, I took a stab, and we both missed!
He took a shot, I took a stab, and we both missed!
Now settle down! (You settle down!)
And count to ten! (You count to ten!)
Let’s settle down and count to ten before we’re dead
Let’s settle down and count to ten before we’re dead
If we both die where will we go
I must inquire:
Them Pearly Gates, those Lakes of Fire?
You buy the shots! (I'll buy the shots!)
I’ll buy the beer! (You buy the beer!)
You buy the shots, I’ll buy the beer, now we’re the both cool
You buy the shots, I’ll buy the beer, now we’re the both cool