Lucy and Tighty

Lefty Lucy loved to lolly lackadaisically.
But Righty Tighty went by the book alphabetically.
So when Lefty Lucy loosened up unapologetically
Righty Tighty tightened up rather introvertedly.
Though some would say
they didn’t stand a chance,
not even as friends, let alone a romance.
Far from compatible probably problematical
not enough in common to make it automatical.
But radical love and fanatical love,
triumph over mathematical love.
Stop talking theoretically,
try saying it poetically.
The whole wide world is held together magnetically.
'Cause opposites attract, opposites attract
yeah in the end baby, opposites attract
Opposites attract, opposites attract
yeah in the end baby, opposites attract
On the dance floor, they were known for
having moves that expressed themselves aesthetically.
Lucy was groovy, dancing to a different drummer energetically.
Tighty politely, followed the right steps predictably.
Solo, the were so-so, but together,
they’d be better exponentially.
So Righty Tighty found his beat and
Lefty Lucy unwound her feet
they danced unexpectedly together, attractively
They did the twist all night long so beautifully
'Cause opposites attract, opposites attract
yeah in the end baby, opposites attract
Opposites attract, opposites attract
yeah in the end baby, opposites attract
It seems unthinkable in this groovy world,
for a right handed boy to love a left handed girl.
But this story contradictingly was written ironically 'Cause in the end they
ended up happily ever afterly.
'Cause opposites attract, opposites attract
yeah in the end baby, opposites attract
Opposites attract, opposites attract
yeah in the end baby, opposites attract
Opposites attract, yeah opposites attract
In the end baby, opposites attract.
Opposites, opposites
In the end baby.