Happily Ever After

Sleeping beauty went to bed from a spinning wheel’s curse
But kisses woke her like a rooster’s crow
But on her wedding night she learned that the spinning wheel’s poke
Was the hardest prick that she would ever know
Love’s first kiss
Is not an indication
The prince in your bed
Will meet all your expectations
So listen miss
If the stable boy is better
Choose a man who’ll make your ending
Happily, happily, happily
Ever After
Snow white woke with a kiss that was given by a prince
And to that prince that fair girl was wed
But on her wedding night she learned that though apples she did love
The biggest fruit was next to her in bed
Love’s first kiss
Is not an indication
The prince in your bed
Will meet all your expectations
So listen miss
If the stable boy is better
Choose a man who’ll make your ending
Happily, happily, happily
Ever After
The little mermaid went to sea to go walking with her prince
She never thought that true love would fail
But after giving up her fins she regretted that choice
Cause prince charming never gave her any tail
Love’s first kiss
Is not an indication
The prince in your bed
Will meet all your expectations
So listen miss
If the stable boy is better
Choose a man who’ll make your ending
Happily, happily, happily
Ever After
Now the story didn’t end with a slipper made of glass
Or twelve chimes from that enourmous clock
Cinderella got her wish and went to her wedding bed
But Prince Charming had a very tiny-
Love’s first kiss
Is not an indication
The prince in your bed
Will meet all your expectations
So listen miss
If the stable boy is better
Choose a man who’ll make your ending
Happily, happily, happily
Ever After