Come Roll Me Away

I met with a soldier whose sword was so long,
When he first did unsheathe it I burst into song,
We battled for hours out there in the flowers,
But then came the dawn, and I rolled him away.
I met with a sailor who’d just come from sea,
Sure the list in his mast it did fill me with glee,
Starboard and port, fore and aft was the sport,
But then came the dawn, and I rolled him away.
Come roll me, come roll me, come roll me away,
For a toss in the furs, or a romp in the hay,
I can roll any man at least three times a day,
So dear laddies, come roll me away.
I met with a doctor, he gave me a shot,
At first I was scared, but he said, 'worry not,'
He vowed to quick, but I still felt the prick,
But then came the dawn, and I rolled him away.
I met with a brewer whose ale was so fine,
It was stronger than cider, much sweeter than wine,
With a wink and a sigh, I drained his tap dry,
But then came the dawn, and I rolled him away.
Come roll me, come roll me, come roll me away,
For a toss in the furs, or a romp in the hay,
I can roll any man at least three times a day,
So dear laddies, come roll me away.
I met with a man whose frame was quite small,
He had wee hands and feet, and he wasn’t so tall,
My affections he roused as he licked his eyebrows,
But then came the dawn, and I rolled him away.
There are many good men who have asked me to wed,
But I always say no with a shake of my head,
No husband alive could fulfill my sex drive,
I need a new man each night, to come roll me away.
Come roll me, come roll me, come roll me away,
For a toss in the furs, or a romp in the hay,
I can roll any man at least three times a day,
So dear laddies, come roll me away.
So dear laddies, come roll me away