'08: Surfin'

Surfin'
I don’t wanna go surfing
Why would surfing be fun?
Surfin'
What’s the purpose of surfing?
I believe there is none
Surfin'
Boring people go surfing
In those horrible shorts
Surfin'
How moronic is surfing?
It’s the dumbest of sports
Surfin'
Crowds are ruining surfing
Which is pointless and dull
Surfin'
Was transgressive and cool, but
Now the oceans are full