Nagasaki Sauce

Well the weekend is coming and it’s time for a bath
We’re going to sup some Boddies and we’ll have a good laugh
So leave the dog at home or it’ll want some drinks
Go to Dag’s, get some fags, pull a couple of slags
Give the dog a bone and leave it chained to the sink
Have a pint have a pint 'cos it’s Saturday night
And we’ll have chips and gravy twice
We’ll have Pukka, chips and peas and two fried rice
Cut the baby on the bayonet and a sweet and sour pork
And half a dozen spare ribs and a Nagasaki sauce
Pulled a dodgy boiler, it was worse than wife
I you stand them on their heads then they’re always alright
Dragged her down silkworks with a few of us mates
But don’t look in the mirror when your f**king Grace
And we’ll have chips and gravy twice
We’ll have Pukka, chips and peas and two fried rice
Cut the baby on the bayonet and a sweet and sour pork
And half a dozen spare ribs and a Nagasaki sauce
Guitar!
We all fell in the Viva with the Vinyl roof
They do that in London 'cos they’re all damn f**kin' poofs
Bangin' and puking in the back seat
We’re going on a tour of Sunderland Street
And we’ll have chips and gravy twice
We’ll have Pukka, chips and peas and two fried rice
Cut the baby on the bayonet and a sweet and sour pork
And half a dozen spare ribs and a Nagasaki Sauce
(Repeat twice)