No Personality

The chances of you and I getting on are a million to one
The chances that you and I get along, they’re a million to one
It’s not your fault, you’ve got no personality
No personality can’t be much fun
It’s not your fault you’ve got no personality
You were born without one and just…
Carried it on
The chances of you and I getting by are two million to two
The chances of you and I getting by would be high without you
It’s not your fault, you’ve got no personality
No personality don’t make you wrong
It can’t be helped you’ve got no personality
You were born without one and just…
Carried it on
Instrumental
And every day I take stock and say «Wahay!»
And I thank God I’m not your mum
How could I be loud and proud and brag about you
When the only thing you’ve done is nothing with no-one?
The chances of you and I getting on are a million to one
The chances that you and I get along are a million to one…
Two-one
It’s a long long time, but it’s not a life
It’s a long long time, but it’s not a life