Baulk Cushion

Holly’s asleep on the baulk cushion
David’s sitting pretty on the baulk cushion
Eating sweets on the baulk cushion
Picking up sticks on the baulk cushion
Stroking birds on the baulk cushion
Washing down dogs on the baulk cushion
Digging holes on the baulk cushion
Running through the woods on the baulk cushion
Meeting friends on the baulk cushion
Climbing trees on the baulk cushion
Polishing brass on the baulk cushion
Corrugating iron on the baulk cushion
Letting off the handbrake on the baulk cushion
I’m going straight on the baulk cushion
Pissing like a tire on the baulk cushion
Telephone wires on the baulk cushion
Flying kites on the baulk cushion
Driving fast cars on the baulk cushion
Listen to records on the baulk cushion
Drinking red wine on the baulk cushion
Eating cheese on the baulk cushion
Scrambling up rocks on the baulk cushion
We are dancing on the baulk cushion
Mounting the curb on the baulk cushion
Stroking bees …
Twiddling thumbs on the baulk cushion
Kissing with tongues on the baulk cushion
Changing my pants on the baulk cushion
Watering plants on the baulk cushion
Eating bad seeds on the baulk cushion
I can see the moon on the baulk cushion
Plucking out a hair on the baulk cushion
Popping like corn on the baulk cushion
Slinking on the slunk on the baulk cushion
You’ve got the ??? on the baulk cushion
Turning on the light on the baulk cushion
Sleeping all night on the baluk cushion
Driving out west on the baulk cushion
Looking out east on the baulk cushion
Rhino on the rod on the baulk cushion
We’re heavy petting on the baulk cushion
Meeting friends on the baulk cushion
Climbing trees on the baulk cushion
Polishing brass on the baulk cushion
Corrugating iron on the baulk cushion
I’m squeezing twats on the baulk cushion
Taking out your fly on the baulk cushion
Pissing like a tire on the baulk cushion
Trimming up your beard and the baulk cushion
Holly’s asleep on the baulk cushion
David’s sitting pretty on the baulk cushion
49 men on the baulk cushion
Sing it all again on the baulk cushion
Holly’s asleep on the baulk cushion
David’s doing jobs on the baulk cushion
Eating sweets on the baulk cushion
Fair-ground rides on the baulk cushion
Stroking birds on the baulk cushion
Looking at the stars on the baulk cushion