Alphabet Song

I like things that begin with A
Apples! eggs! apples! eggs!
I like things that begin with B
Book you! fuck you!
I like things that begin with C
Fork! chew! fork! chew!
I like things that begin with D
Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!
Oh if you will, do come along
Why won’t you join me in our alphabet song
Oh if you can, i know it’s true
When the police come i won’t identify you