Contagious

It’s two a.m.just gettin’in about to check my message
No one has called, but my homies and some bill collectors
Cellular rings somebody wants to borrow money
I two way her she don’t hit me back something is funny
So I called her mother’s house and asked her «Had she seenmy baby?»
(Oh I) Drove my six around looking for that missin’lady
Got back in, turned the tv on, and caught the news
Then I put my hand on my head 'cause I’m so confused
And then I turn the tv down 'cause I thought I heard a squeakysound
Somethings going on upstairs (yeah) 'cause I know nobody elselives here
As I get closer to the stairways all I hear
And then I hear my baby’s voice in my ear, screaming out
You’re contagious, touch me baby, give me what you’ve got
Then a man says: Sexy lady (ooh!), drive me crazy, drive me wild
I just can’t believe this shit
I ran downstairs looked in the closet looking for that oooh!
Said a prayer 'cause only God knows what I’m gonna dooo!
What I saw was enough to drive a preacher wild
I’m in the hall contemplatin’not in my own damn house
Who would have thought she was creepin’with another man?
The down low happenin’to me all over again
And then I turned the tv down (tv down) 'cause I know I heard asqueaky sound
Something going on up there upstairs 'cause I know that no oneelse lives here
As I get closer to the stairways all I hear
And then I hear my baby’s voice in my ear, screaming
You’re contagious, touch me baby (touch me), give me what you’vegot (yea.)
Sexy lady, (then I heard another man) drive me crazy, drive mewild
I just can’t believe this shit
What the hell is going on between the sheets in my ownhome?
Baby wait let me explain before you start to pointyour cane
Girl I’m 'bout to have a fit
Oh it’s about to be some shit
How did I get into this? Shoulda never came home with this bitch
Go now dirty woman, go back to where you come from
But baby wait
But wait my ass, hit the streets your ass is grass
Now Mr. Biggs before your done
Wait, how you know my name son?
Honey, wait I was gonna tell ya Move, This cat looks real familiar
Hmm, Now don’t I know you from somewhere a long time ago?
No, no, I don’t think so Yea, yea, I feel I know you brother very well
No, no, you’re mistakin’me for somebody else
Frank!
Shut up! Can’t you see two men are talking?
But!
thought I, told your ass to get to walking
Now I think ya’ll better leave this place
'Cause I’m about to catch a case
You’re contagious, touch me baby, give me what you’ve got…
Sexy lady, drive me crazy, drive me wild…