Rebel Song - Fuck the British Army

When I was young I used to be
The Prince of Wales, he said to me
"Come and join the British army."
Of punching babies with me fist
And I thought I would enlist
And join the british army
They're looking for monkeys up in the zoo
I would join the British army
It was all for poor old Slattery's sake
I threw meself into the lake
Pretending I was balmy
He'll kill the enemy with his mouth
And save the British Army
Me curse is on the Labour crew
They took your darling boy
From you to join the British army
Captain Heeley went away
And his wife got in the family way
And all the words that she would say was
"Blame the British Army."
I've made me mind up what to do
I'll work my ticket home to you
And leave the British army