Siamese Cat Song

We are siamese, if you please
We are siamese, if you don’t please
We are former residents of Siam
There are no finer cats than we are
We are siamese with very dainty claws
(Please observing paws
containing dainty claws)
Now we looking over our new domicile
If we like we stay for maybe quite a while
(Meow) Who is it that’s living in that wire house?
It must be a bird because it’s not a mouse
If we sneak and open it carefully
There will some dirt for you, and you, and me
Do you seeing that thing swimming round and round?
Maybe we could reaching in and make it down
If we sneaking in and pull it carefully
There will be a head for you, a tail for me
We are Siamese if you please
We are Siamese if you don’t please
We are former residents of Siam
There are no finer cats than we are