Long List Of Heartaches

You’re at the top of my long list of heartaches
Right out there with the worst of the worst I’ve ever known
A real master of disaster, you’re my number one mistake
And you’re holding down your spark
At the top of my long list of heartaches
When we first met I knew you were a cut above the rest
With mere determination you’ve proved to be the best
They’ll be singing your praises a hundred years from now
Congratulations, well, here’s to you, stand up, take a bow
You’re at the top of my long list of heartaches
Right out there with the worst of the worst I’ve ever known
A real master of disaster, you’re my number one mistake
And you’re holding down your spark
At the top of my long list of heartaches
My world’s been torn to pieces more than a time or two
But nothing could prepare me for the things you put me through
When I compare my love’s gone wrong, I think it’s safe to say
No competition, or next to you, you’ve blown 'em all away
You’re at the top of my long list of heartaches
Right out there with the worst of the worst I’ve ever known
A real master of disaster, you’re my number one mistake
And you’re holding down your spark
At the top of my long list of heartaches
A real master of disaster, you’re my number one mistake
And you’re holding down your spark
At the top of my long list of heartaches