Throw Me A Curve

Wishing there was less of you?
Are you really sure
How much less is more
Girls are shapely by design
Exactly what you’ve got
Is so easy to adore
Clothes hanger lollipop
Magazine photo op
But I’d rather be a pin-up girl
Than zero size
Throw me a curve not a straight narrow line
Throw me a curve and I’ll show you mine
Get the message it’s divine
Throw me a curve it looks so fine
Microthin is way too in
I’m not so sure
I’d rather just be me
Seems everybody in the world
Thinks that x-ray girls
Are the only way to be
Clothes hanger lollipop
Magazine photo op
But I’d rather be a pin-up girl
Than zero size
Throw me a curve not a straight narrow line
Throw me a curve and I’ll show you mine
Get the message it’s divine
Throw me a curve it looks so fine