Reelin' & Rockin' #1

The Frogs
On your radio tonight and forever
Looked at my watch and it was quarter to one
Ah… I cummed
Looked at my watch and it was quarter to two
I said, «What do you use for lubricant, baby? Superglue?»
Looked at my watch and it was quarter to three
I said, «God dammit, bitch, I gotta take a pee!»
Looked at my watch and it was six to four
Twenty five or Terry Kath
Chicago!
Looked at my watch and it was quarter to five
I said, «I don’t know what you got down there, bitch
But I’m being eaten alive! «Looked at my watch and it quarter to six
She said, «Ew! That smells like bratwurst!»
I said, «Well, you smell like tuna fish!»
Looked at my watch and it was quarter to eight
(Seven!)
Whoops!
Looked at my watch and it was nine to ten
Ahh… Here I come again!
Looked at my watch and it was ten to eleven
Fully extended -- twelve
Looked at my watch and it was thirteen o’clock
Me and God just watchin' Scotty’s cock rock
Looked at my watch and it said fourteen
That’s jail-bait, baby!