Before I Hit The Rubber Room

One warm summer’s morning
I awoke to find
My baby had deserted me
She’d left me behind
Now unlike many other men
Who would sit home and sulk
I’m going to find her
I’m going to bring her back
And then beat her to a pulp
How many men get pissed on by their women who don’t care
They laugh and then they turn their backs and leave them standing there
Then many of those poor lost souls end up on a funny farm
Before I hit that rubber room
I’m going to do that woman harm
I’m going to take that girl and punch out all the hate that she has shown
So before I hit that rubber room my ego will have grown
Gonna rip them from their pedestals 'cause they ain’t no fucking queens
They’re just a race of horny bitches
Out to ruin all your dreams
While I’m in that loony bin
And giggling while I drool
I know that she’ll remember
How she made me play the fool
'Cause she’s the one that put me
In my prison of no hope
And it’s going to be her that finds me
When I’m hanging by a rope
I’m going to take that girl and punch out all the hate that she has shown
So before I hit that rubber room my ego will have grown
Gotta rip them from their pedestals 'cause they ain’t no fucking queens
They’re just a race of horny bitches
Out to ruin all your dreams