First One Today

He saunters into town
There stands the door
Within, a man
He shoots him down
It’s his first one today
It’s his first one today
Enters bar café
Orders New Coke
Latté
Behold the man
Shoots the waitress and pays
It’s his first girl today
It’s his first girl today
Oh, Annie
If only he’d brought his film camera today
'Cause today is the day of a great centenary
His social media psyche
Well those were the days
His wank feels done, over
We were armed every day
They were armed every day
There lies the door
There lies the floor