Jacques Chirac

We went on holiday with our parents.
We didn’t want to but we did.
We went to Paris, fucking shopping.
They didn’t speak my language.
Je suis Je suas
I’m a foreigner
Je suis Je suas
Why don’t you just fuck right off
and eat your frogs.
We climbed the Eiffel with Mona Lisa
On Champs Elysées, Louis Viton
We rode the Metro, with Ella Bache'
And Arch de triamphe and Napoleon.