Variety Is the Spice of Life

Well variety is the spice of life
Thats what the judge is gonna tell my wife
She said why did you have to do it?, why you such a fool?
I can’t resist to try something new
Well the judge said guilty in the first degree
I said can I help it if I take all the publicity
All these pretty women, with nothing to do
C’mon and help me try to find something new
You gotta try everything once
You better take out some insurance
You gotta try everything once
You better build up your endurance
Well variety is the spice of life
Thats what the judge is gonna tell my wife
She said why did you have to do it?, why you such a fool?
I can’t resist to try something new
You got a full house babe, I got four of a kind
I’m watching six different televisions all at one time
You know I love you baby, sad but it’s true
You gotta try everything once
You better take out some insurance
You gotta try everything once
You better build up your endurance
Well variety is the spice of life
Thats what the judge is gonna tell my wife
She said why did you have to do it?, why you such a fool?
I can’t resist to try something new