Be My Leia

I don’t fly, I’m not a hunk
And I’m not indebted to Jabba the Hutt
Don’t have a ship or any droids
Unless you count my cardboard C-3PO
We haven’t been chased by a guy named Boba Fett
You haven’t saved me when I’m stuck in carbonite
But just like in Star Wars
So many stars in the universe
I’ve wished on every one
To be your Han
So be my Leia
You’re from Boston not Alderaan
But I’ll treat you like a princess anyway
You won’t back down, like Obi-Wan
So I can trust you with my secret rebel base
We fell in love but not inside a space slug
We haven’t had to save my best friend Chewbacca
But just like in Star Wars
So many stars in the universe
I’ve wished on every one
To be your Han
So be my Leia
You’re the coolest girl I know
I’m a nerd that likes Star Wars
I’m a nerd that loves Star Wars
But I love you more
And just like in Star Wars
So many stars in the universe
I’ve wished on every one
I’ve wished on every one
And unlike the Death Star
Exploded when Luke shot its core
Forever and ever
I’ll be your Han
You be my Leia
You be my Leia
You be my Leia
Be my Leia
Be my Leia
Be my Leia