In & Out of Paris & London

It is a far far better thing that I do now than I have ever done before
It is a far far better place that I go to than I have ever known before
My slap 'n' tickle made her giggle, made her wiggle like a willow tree,
so suggestively
So I suggested
She protested
I persisted till she said Well OK
And I said Wey-hey!
In or out, of one thing there can be no doubt
Out or in, this is not a sin, it’s not even original
And hey, we’re all individuals, so let the games begin
I fall in love with someone new practically every day but that’s OK
It’s just the price I pay for being a man (if that’s really what I am)
And I refuse to take it all too seriously
It’s such a strange activity far too peculiar to be taken any other way
Don’t wait until tomorrow, do it today
In out in out in out in out in out in out in out
Shake it all about