The Fez

He’s frightening the women and he’s raping the men because
Chonga the goat-boy's in the village again!
Excuse me while I puke and die
(ha ha ha ha)
Know what pisses me off, huh? You know what- what really gets me mad in this
life? It’s the goddamn periodic table of elements--they've got 109 or so
naturally occuring elements, then they’ve got 10 or 11 of these non-naturally
occuring man-made elements! They give them names like Einsteinium, Californium,
and Nobelium--and what I want to know is: if they’re man-made just how the
hell can they be elements, huh?
Know what’s bothering my mind?
There’s a time for taking
And a time for giving
But ripping off the Butthole Surfers
Is how we make our living
(ha ha ha ha)