Mudslide

This ain’t no double entendre
This ain’t no euphamism
This is real life
I’m describing a natural disaster
Mudflow
Land mass
Shifting beneath our feet
Houses
Floating on down the street
Debris, wreck and ruin bubbling along like butter would not melt
Deluge neverending and the rain drops never cease to pelt
Mudslide
It’s hard to see the upside of a mudslide
I simply can’t abide this deadly mudslide
Way down deep inside I hate you, mudslide
Mudslide
Neighbours
Thus far I have managed to avoid
Flounder
As they’re drawn deep down into the watery void
Gestriculating wildly, but it’s awkward so I wave ta-ta
But their distanct cries of anguish play havoc with my cha-cha
Mudslide
It’s hard to see the upside of a mudslide
I simply can’t abide this deadly mudslide
Way down deep inside I hate you, mudslide
Mudslide
Somewhere under the mudflow way down low
There lies my dear beloved gazebo
Mudslide
It’s hard to see the upside of a mudslide
I simply can’t abide this deadly mudslide
Way down deep inside I hate you, mudslide
You know what this is?
It’s a fookin' mudslide