Penetration Guru

You’ve only got to say
What you really need
You shall receive it
You’ve only got to know
What you used to know
Then believe it
Contact me I’m no Darthvader
Cant' you see that I’m no stranger
Call me when you’re in danger
I’m your penetration guru
I’m an all pervading guy
Beyond the bandaloop I’ll take you
I’ll teach you how to live and never die
And when you see the signs
You’ll freeze your mind
Then you’ll be free
And when you feel the force
You’ll realize
It’s heaven for you and me
Contact me I’m no Darthvader
Cant' you see that I’m no stranger
Call me when you’re in danger
I’m your penetration guru
I’m an all pervading guy
Beyond the bandaloop I’ll take you
I’ll teach you how to live and never die
Never die — imagine that
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