The Competition

Randomboy was the last represent
He stepped forward as cool, calm and collected as ever
Yo, two one check mic
Uh, watch me spark my verse
By kicking my opening line in reverse for these customers
Could I interest you in a little shot of neuro-linguistic programming
Woah, this beat is banging
Oh, let me not leave you hanging
Right now you feeling very very lovely
You’re bouncing around all lively and bubbly, it might very well be something
I said that got you all super-charged like this
Bouncing up and down like a bunch of grass-hoppers
The one observing the crowd like an antropologist
From inside this big old megalopolith
Is trying his best to help you all feel marvellous
So if you’re not feeling this I’m not sure what the problem is
Uh
The crowd erupted magnificently. There was absolutely no doubt at all who the
winner was. Shabang then activated a special complimentary multi-line upgrade,
and Randomboy found himself met by a gorgeous floating ovation.
The temporary upgrade began to wear off gently as Randomboy rose up above the
masses. All the way up, into Shebang’s enormous luxury cruiser. The cruiser
then set off towards Randomboy’s new mystery destination