Long Haired Country Boy

People say I’m no-good,
And crazy as a loon.
I get stoned in the morning,
I get drunk in the afternoon.
Kinda like my old blue tick hound,
I like to lay around in the shade,
An', I ain’t got no money,
But I damn sure got it made.
'Cos I ain’t askin’nobody for nothin',
If I can’t get it on my own.
If you don’t like the way I’m livin',
You just leave this long-haired country boy alone.
Preacher man talkin’on the TV,
He’s a-puttin'down the rock 'n'roll.
He wants me to send a donation,'Cos he’s worried about my soul.
He said: «Jesus walked on the water,"And I know that is true,
But sometimes I think that preacher man,
Would like to do a little walkin', too.
But I ain’t askin’nobody for nothin',
If I can’t get it on my own.
You don’t like the way I’m livin',
You just leave this long-haired country boy alone.
Instrumental Break.
A poor girl wants to marry, And a rich girl wants to flirt.
A rich man goes to college, And a poor man goes to work.
A drunkard wants another drink of wine, And a politician wants a vote.
I don’t want much of nothin’at all, But I will take another toke.
'Cos I ain’t askin’nobody for nothin', If I can’t get it on my own.
If you don’t like the way I’m livin',
You just leave this long-haired country boy alone.