Hey Bartender

Hey bartender
Gimme a drink, i wanna drop my brain
Hey bartender
I need a little something to forget my pain
My woman kicked me out just the other day
Now i’m flat broke, i got no place to stay
Saw me on sign, promised, beer and booze
I went inside a bar to forget all my pain and all my blues
Hey bartender
Another beer, i wanna drop my brain
Hey bartender
I need someone to forget my pain
My doctor told me just the other day:
«is this your liver or a sort of gelee?»
That’s why i’ve got this steady burning in my guts
Whether i stop drinking or not, one day, that’s for sure, i get nuts
The old fat lady on my left is looking better every gin
But she offers nothing to catch my dream
I laughed out loud and sing…
Hey bartender
Gimme anything to forget my life
Hey bartender
Looks like hell and cuts like a knife
The old fat lady on my left is looking better every gin
But she offers nothing to catch my dream
I laughed out loud and sing…
Hey bartender
Hey bartender
Long island ice tea around with gasoline
Hey bartender
Promise not to keep, don’t you look so mean
Hey bartender…